Wednesday, September 14, 2005

some poems to share

Current state of mind: a lil excited
Music playing in d backgrnd: "hole in the head" by sugababes.

I’ve gotta be at scdf hq @ 1430hrs to sign d contract to sign on.
B4 I get myself ready n then hv my lunch I’d like to share w/ u some witty poems.

>>POEM # 1
>>I like your style
>>I like your class
>>but most of all i like your ass

>>POEM # 2
>>Kissing is a habit
>>Fucking is a game
>>Guys get all the pleasure
>>Girls get all the pain
>>The guy says i love you
>>You believe its true
>>But when your tummy starts to swell,
>>He says 'to hell with you'
>>10 minutes of pleasure
>>9 months in pain
>>3 days in hospital
>>A baby without a name
>>The baby is a bastard
>>The mother is a whore
>>This never wouldn't have happened>
>If the rubber wouldn't have torn

>>POEM # 3
>>Guys are like roses,
>>Watch out for the pricks.

>>POEM # 4
>>Sex is bad
>>Sex is a sin
>>Sins are forgiven
>>So stick it in.

>>POEM # 5
>>Holy mother, full of grace
>>Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
>>Bless his hair that tends to curl
>>Keep him safe from all the girls
>>Bless his arms that are so strong
>>Keep his hands where they belong
>>Bless his dick, the one i sucked
>>Bless the bed, in which we fucked
>>And if my Mom happened to walk in
>>Bless the shit I'd be in.

>>POEM # 6
>>Sex is when a guys communication
>>enters a girls information
>>to increase the population
>>for a younger generation
>>do you get the information...
>>or do you need a demonstration

>>POEM # 7
>>If guys had they periods
>>They would compare the size of their tampons!

>>POEM # 8
>>Roses are red,
>>Violets are corny,
>>When I think of you
>>Ohh baby I get horny,
>>Eat me,
>>Beat me,
>>Bite me,
>>Blow me,
>>Suck me,
>>Fuck me,
>>Very slowly,
>>if you kiss me,
>>dont be sassy,
>>Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! (damn wicked!)
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